Putin
I am glad we are talking about peace: i.e new documents between Russia and the United States have recently been signed.
Not a “New Statement”
World War III will be like a video game: each side emptying their 6,000 nukes on the other.
Sochi Olympics in Russia
According to the New Yorker and an NPR report: the “security” in Russia is “pretty intense”. One reporter “walked down the hallway was told by an armed guard in the hotel that it was not quite finished to ‘go the other way’.”
I wish that I would have gone to the Sochi Olympics.
Maybe I would have been able to talk strategy with Putin.
My bike shop needs an edge.
Olympics vs. Superbowl
If/When we start trading nukes with Russia, it will be because Vladimir Putin stole the Patriot’s ring.
Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, set to be in the Superbowl this Sunday, stated the following:
New York Post:
“I took out the ring and showed it to Putin. He put it on and goes, ‘I can kill someone with this ring.’ I put my hand out and he put the ring in his pocket. Three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”
Robert Kraft told this to a room full of people at the Waldorf Astoria for Carnegie Hall’s Medal of Excellence gala.
This week Robert Kraft is dealing with the “equipment guy going into the bathroom for 90 seconds” to “deflate the balls” so that Tom Brady can “grip it better” and the receivers can “catch it easier”.
They call footballs “the rock”. The footballs are hard, big & slick.
They are difficult to catch and throw.
The “purpose of this blog” is to show: How the Patriots learned that ‘A win is a win.’ Their educator comes from the “international political arena”.
Using Tactics Set Against Social Norms
The Patriots are “Learning How to Win from their Experiences in the International Arena”.
As a result, we have “what appears to be cheating”.
Should we fault Tom Brady for sending the ball boy into the bathroom to let a “tinge of air” out of the footballs pre-game?
Personally, I am going to refuse to answer this question; if I did, it would be in the category of T.M.I. (Too Much Information) and thus… vulnerable. As it is, I am going to continue writing this blog on “my high horse”.
One of the anecdotal religious references that I have chosen to adopt and repeat to myself on a regular basis is that we are in an Age of Hypocrisy; it is a “long Age”; and most humans on this planet are susceptible to it.
From the standpoint of “a citizen living on Earth”, we are worried about “trading nukes with other countries”. There is no “fair game” in war. Unlike, football and business, which is “ultimately peaceful”… now that I have a baby daughter, every time I hear about a death in war, I wonder “who were the family members that mourned?” “What was ‘his story’?”
I study Putin to “learn from him”
I am also “aghast”. It is a “sick and morbid hobby”.
Putin’s blatant guile is interesting and remarkable. If the “Importance Gauge” was based on how much a story is reported, news of “cheating in sports” is “more important” than Boko Haram’s army walking through streets shooting people.
Showing the world it’s hypocrisy never did anyone good. If you are a “wise website surfer”, this is where you click “Back” or “Off”. Tired of this guy.
The Russians call it guile. Americans call it cheating. We are in the Age of Hypocrisy.
I cheat and lie too. Yet, it appalls me when it is done on an “international scale”.
The Russians and the Patriots are Teachers
The fact that Putin/Russia cheats in an “overt manner” and makes “no guilty bones about it” teaches me to think that “deflating the footballs before the game is a useful tactic, not a forbidden one.” Shouldn’t they not have been allowed to participate in the Superbowl if there was “any suspicion of cheating”?
Revised Edition:
If Russia helped Trump win, shouldn’t he not be allowed to be the President of the United States of America?
Pretend Story
Vegas does not currently have odds on this bet: Putin will declare a moral war on the United States pre-Superbowl; he will say that Tom Brady is a cheater and should not play; if we allow him to play, Putin will start sending nukes. If I pretend that my soul lives forever, then I can watch world events with curiousness.
Russia is upset that we do not play football with them. In September of 2014, Mikhail Zaltsman, owner of a Russian football team, attempted to convince Tim Tebow to play in two of their games. One of them was the championship game.
According to Pro Football Talk: “Tebow’s agents are strongly urging him not to play.”
Tebow is not a CIA agent
Tim Tebow is a Patriot. He is not going to play for Russia.
Tebow may not be an agent; he does listen to them. Good Patriot.
Mikhail Zaltsman: “I talked with him personally and he wanted to go.”
The agents won’t let him play in America or Russia. However, if Putin forces the United States to suspend Tom Brady, we may see him.
Of course, Belichick could always decide to run the ball a lot or resort to Prince Aladdin, back-up quarterback: Jimmy Garoppolo.
Patriots, NFL, & Russia
The owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, met with Putin, showed him his ring and Putin took it. It is now in the Kremlin and Putin is refusing to give it back.
Putin: “I will ask a jewelry firm to make a really good and big thing, so everyone will see it is a luxury piece, made of quality metal and with a stone, so this piece will be passed from generation to generation in the team whose interests are represented by Mr. Kraft. This would be the smartest solution partners can ever achieve while tackling such a complicated international problem.”
President Obama agrees that Putin is Smart
In the 2015 State of the Union speech President Obama: Mr. Putin’s aggression is a masterful display of strategy and strength.
*Note: I twisted the President’s words to make it fit the story better. The full context of his speech is here.
The Patriots Learn Strategy from the Russians
A win is a win. The Patriots and Russian won the game using tactics not universally recognized as good.
Story: Kraft meets Putin, the ring is shown the Putin, Putin does not immediately give the ring back, the ring is now missing, Putin has offered to make him a new one. I get my world news from profootballtalk.com and spacewar.com
According to CNN, ” the most trusted news source”, the ring is in the Kremlin library. It is unclear why Putin offered to make Kraft a new one rather than give it back. Unless, he did take it.
A guy who shows up for the Australian based G20 conference with a fleet of warships and a nuclear sub doesn’t just give a ring back when another man asks.
Putin, Brady, Tebow, Nukes and the Superbowl
If Bike Snob NYC and Putin could care less about the Superbowl, then this whole blog is a farce and not a prediction of World War III.
If it is true that Tom Brady learned cheating from Robert Kraft and Robert Kraft learned it from Vladimir Putin, then it is logical to think that Putin does not have any morality cards in the game. If he did, he might threaten us with nukes. Our own people want to see Brady play QB in the game. Sources say that there is no plans to “talk to Tom Brady till after the Superbowl”.
I wish that every time I got grounded as a kid, I got to do the fun thing I was planning first.
6,000 Nukes Versus Zero
“What Mr. Kraft is saying now is weird,” spokesman Dmitry Peskov said. “I was standing 20 centimeters away from him and Mr. Putin and saw and heard how Mr. Kraft gave this ring as a gift.”
Kraft: “I really didn’t to give it as a gift. I had an emotional tie to the ring, it has my name on it. I don’t want to see it on eBay.”“
According to the New York Post, Kraft admitted that he had gotten a call from the George W. Bush White House that said: “It would really be in the best interest of US-Soviet relations if you meant to give the ring as a present.”
I would give a man with 6,000 nukes anything that he wanted too. Except Tebow. The agents are keeping him here.
I make Gigantic Leaps for the Sake of Story
Pro Football Talk, New York Post and CNN agree: It may have been a gift. It may have been stolen. The Russians and the Patriots are stout refusers. Denial and spin tactics are functional defenses to confront the media questions.
If I was President of the United States, I would be as bold as Putin. A picture of me flexing my right bicep would be imprinted on all TV watching American minds.
Patriots Back-up Quarterback has Bigger Arms than I do
News outlets like Pro Football Talk are saying that there is a video of a Patriot equipment manager going into the bathroom for 90 seconds after the balls were checked by officials. The Patriots understand that time and space are important. They aim to control field position and the clock.
The equipment manager practiced deflating the balls in he bathroom while Brady practiced announcing plays to the huddle; both techniques must be done with precision and speed.
This brings us back to the original article on space that I paid Blog Mutt to write for me. I knew there was a connection somewhere. I almost got lost. Football is about marking territory. Throwing and hitting receivers is about shooting missiles at targets. We use brute strength and brilliance to excel in this game.
If Russia challenged the United States to a football game, who would be your preferred quarterback?
A. Tom Brady
B. Russell Wilson
C. Tim Tebow
D. Me
Putin and I Share the Same Philosophy on Life
When I think that I am great; I feel great. The way Putin unabashedly shows his strength, it makes me think that he is a man who believes in being great.
It is necessary to show muscle. It is necessary to use your mind. Winning is good.
The Patriots and the Russians are teaching us that modern warfare includes using intelligence and special moves.
The Long Awaited for Post from Guest Blogger, Blog Mutt
I hired Blog Mutt when I found out what they do. It cost about $20 per blog for four blogs in a month. Given how much my friends and family make fun of my blog, I thought it would be a good idea to pay someone else to do it.
They make a blog on some lame ordinary topic mostly for SEO purposes, and then I turn it into: Putin, Tebow, Brady, Patriots, Nukes, Garoppolo.
When you enter into the BlogMutt platform, you can add pictures and provide descriptions of what you want the blog to be about. I like going in there and entering words as they come to my fingers and then letting go before I have to do the massive job of editing.
Space by Blog Mutt; the copy that inspired this post
Humans tend to take up more space than we need. Sometimes, we undervalue the space we have.
Given no other choice than confinement, we adapt. This can be a wonderful, creative process full of reward.
Recently, Standard Bike Repair was contracted to build a workbench and tool station in a Denver apartment building across the way from Union Station. We modeled it after the workspace that exists in Standard Bike Repair.
Ryan believes in efficiency, function, and working at home. Everything has a use and a spot in which it lives for easy access.
The bicycle is one of the most efficient machines in the world.
By, Anonymous Blog Mutt Writer and Ryan Kelley
Space: The Importance in Korea, Hong Kong, and Boulder
Humans Poem
Video Dideo
I wrote a poem about humans and space.
The Tiny Home Movement is my favorite movement.
The Tiny Business Movement is the way I make a living.
The government thinks small business is 80 employees.
Haiku Daiku
Humans and Space: Blog Written by BloggMutt
Have you heard of content mills? They are web based platforms that offer the service of writing your blog for you. Pick a subject; pay them a certain amount of money and they will spin back content for you.
BloggMutt is based in Boulder. I found them while looking for the bathroom. Even though you can find their physical location in Republic of Boulder, most of their client base is somewhere else.
I like to write and make videos. I hired BlogMutt after seeing their slogan on the wood framed glass door “we work like a dog on your blog”.
Bike Snob NYC: Every Writer needs Someone to Steal Writing Styles From
I like to think that the biggest influencers in my writing are Richard Brautigan, Bike Snob NYC, Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Bukowski.
Bike Snob, since you are the only one on this list still alive, I ask you: Have you read my blog “NFL Player Nails Dude on a Bike”? I know how much you love football.
We need new stories for Superbowl week. Deflategate is still unraveling.
Bike Snob NYC would shun me if he knew that I hired someone to write the blog. His favorite subjects include carbon, NFL football and helmets. Dudes crashing into each other with helmets is more socially acceptable to enjoy watching than dudes crashing into pavement with helmets.
Skinned Bloody Knee Matching the Gravel Pattern on the Elbow
As a kid on a bike, my neighborhood friends would play a game called “War” on bikes. No weapons were allowed.
We kicked and pushed each other off bikes. No helmets.
Fun in the suburban streets. One time, a cog was thrown at a boy and missed.
Two times, maybe three; we took spills. Then we stopped playing.
